Punjabi SMS

Punjabi SMS

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

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O mere makhna

meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

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Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

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O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,
Mgar sms karrna na chadna.
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Do dil hone chahide see rabba nitin de shareer vich,
Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha,
Per tainu ta kahiye,je tera vee koi dildaar hondha,
Te oh tera dil todeda,te mere jeha haal hondha.
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MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga.
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ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

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Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu

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Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
ALLAH agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho¦.
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
Good Morning.

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Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

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Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.

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Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea, Zindgi nu vakhri shugat den walea,
ohdiya yaada vich asi har khushi barbaad karde,
Kash “oh” vi sade jina sanu yaad karde.
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Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,
Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.
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Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,
Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.
jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,
thehar sannu jandi vaari ”yaar”vekh lain de.
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Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
Te yaari bande da imaan.
Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
Te yaari mange dil-jaan.
Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
Ishq nachave gali gali
te yari nachave jahan.
Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,
je ek vich dena painda sir
te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.
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Sochia c mehfal sadi a,
sab mehfal wale sade ne.
asi jaat paat ton ki laina,
sab gore kale sade ne.
Par ki dassiye asi sajjna de
viswash banaye haar gye.
Asi apne jina nu kehnde c
sanu ohi ik din maar gye.
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Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai
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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda

assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda.
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baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,
je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di.
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rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda

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Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi

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Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

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