Flirt sms

Flirt sms

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess

Nokia - connecting pipals.
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
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Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
/guess karo

Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi.
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Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app

common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan Sonum.
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hold ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u
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Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
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Tapti hui garmi ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu.....
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kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi hai...Zara BELL maroo...
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R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here.
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u remmeber the day u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins
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paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aaj thund hai...
kal nhaye gi
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Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
gar jindi main kuch kar dikhana chahte ho to kuch aisa karo ki jis shahar jis ghali jis mod se gujro to wahan
ke har ghar se aawaz aaye Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye.
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jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush
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All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD.
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I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant Copyright
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill
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It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
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MY EYES MISS U
MY FELLINGS LOVE U
MY HANDS NEED U
MY MIND CALL U Copyright
MY HEART JUST 4 U
MY LIFE IS U
I WILL DIE WITHOUT U
I LOVE U
AISA MERI MAMA MUJH KHETI HAIN .
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Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
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